December 2009
33 posts
X Mas
Whoa.
Pastramadon? Are you curious?
2010 IS going to be WAY better than this shitty year. A special thanks to ex-bestie for almost ruining my life. I hope your titties fall off.
if you type in totsthefuss in google images, alot of pictures of matt bomer come up.
it's probably a womans fault
dad: well eve gave adam the apple so it’s her fault women have it tough.
qiana: no.
dad: that’s why when you cut open an apple, it looks like a coochie.
me: what coochie have you seen that looks like an apple?!
dad: your mothers.
i walked into that one.
you've said a lot about yourself and i don't know...
what happened when i went to cash my check:
tom: you know tatiana, i shouldn’t be cashing your check right now. you’re going to get me in a lot of trouble.
me: i know tom, but i need the money to buy the plan b pill. it’s an emergency.
girl he’s training: oh, i’ve been there. it sucks.
::it just hits me the girl doesn’t realize that i’m joking....
the misunderstanding 3
Girl: Excuse me, do you have electronic sudoku?
Me: Electronic Chinese dictionary? No. We don’t sell that here.
Girl: No. I say sudoku.
Me: No we don’t sell that either.
the girl was Asian too. She probably thought I was a bitch.
the misunderstanding 2
Man: Excuse me, wheres the toilet?
Altai: Uh, Twilight’s on that octagon over there.
Man: Oh! Thank you!
::Walks away slowly, to the bathroom::
Me: I think he said toilet. What if he shits on the books?
the misunderstanding
Woman: Excuse me, do you know where the gospel of nissan is?
Me: The gospel of nissan?
Woman: No. The gospel of nissan
Me: Uh, I dunno. Altai, do you know where that is?
Altai: What’s it called?
Woman: The gospel of midtown.
Altai: The gospel of midtown?
Woman: No.
Altai: Uh. I dunno where that is. (WALKS AWAY AND HIDES)
Me: How do you spell it?
Woman: G A S P A R D
Me: Ohhhh....